Well today I passed my Driver Theory Test. What is it? Basically a test which ensures you’re not a complete dumbass when it comes to road procedure and signage. I mean you’d have to be really stupid to get some of those questions wrong. One of them reads:
Q. Should you allow children to stand with their heads up through an open sun-roof?
A. (a) Yes at speeds below 50 kilometres per hour.
(b) Yes, provided they wear eye protection.
(c) No.
If someone gets that wrong they should be banned from driving for life. Who would think it’s OK if you equip the kid with goggles? 
8 Responses to Driver Theory Test
trev 10.11.05
so eh,
whats eh
the
whats the eh
you know the eh
the answer, then.
wolfy 10.11.05
Yeah but now you gotta pass the actual test and then not crash in your first year as statistically your likely to do.
janine 10.11.05
well done anthony,
i’m sure some of the questions were a bit trickier?
with questions like that i’d be so busy trying to stop myself laughing that i would probably lose the plot and fail
anthony 10.11.05
Trev: It’s C mate, C.
Wolfy: Statistics also suggest you’re likely to find a koala sitting at your PC when you go home.
Janine: Yeah, I don’t like the hand signals ones at all. Luckily I didn’t get any really funny ones during the test itself or I probably would have done the same.
wolfy 10.11.05
How did you know about my koala!!!! Have you put a camera in my bedroom again!!!!
Kevin T 10.11.05
See that? We’re back to statistics.
anthony 10.11.05
50% of the comments on this post has mentioned statistics.
wolfy 14.11.05
I’ll give u a statistic.