A British man has been appointed the new caretaker of an Australian tropical island, a six-month position described as “the best job in the world”.
Ben Southall, 34, a charity fundraiser from Petersfield, Hampshire, emerged from a field of over 34,000 applicants.
Woah, hang on a sec. “Charity fundraiser”? Does that mean a chugger? If so it’s a complete injustice to the rest of the people who entered, the rest of them being human and all. Apparently there was an Irish guy in there too.